Open mouth, insert foot...

[Eller]

So I was talking to a customer in my store today....

This gal was running across the street. She had the most humungous tits.. Seriously she was about to fall over.

So I said wow, look at her, she's kinda ugly but man she has some big-ass-titties..

The guy says "oh you mean my daughter?"

:doah: :o

[Mr_Will]

way to go dumbass :yeah:

I would have probably done the same.

[zumzum]

Takes a BIG MAN to admit that one.. I have done it as well..

[funkybunchjr]

:rotflmao:

[sciff5]

How did things go from there?

Was he somewhat cool about it or did he go off on you?

[mattRS]

Awesome!

[Azar]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! That is AWESOME!

Reminds me of my serving days, I would be constantly hitting on the daughter right infront of the parents. Sure I lost the majority of my tips, and it NEVER paid off...but MAN was it fun!

[Nihilanthic]

I laughed out loud.

You just made my night!

[Sabre002]

haha can I see your foot, I have never seen someone insert there foot so far into there own mouth haha.


I had to put down the beer before I droped it hahaha

[Eller]

Well I told the guy I was sorry...

I could feel my face turn red..

He was pretty easy-going about it. He then said it was his step-daughter. hah! So it was ok that she was ugly right? hahah

For all I know he was probably banging her! :devil:

I usually think about what I'm going to say before I say it. I've been on this whole kick about speaking my mind and just not giving a shit. Fits in much better since I've moved back to the country from DFW.

I wish I could have seen my own face though.. lol :D

[SMonty]

At our shop one of the other techs was talking to me about the lady at the service cashier and how he bets she would be an animal and thats exactly what he needed at the moment and I looked through the doorway and it was my aunt..... I told him I'd introduce him and I went walking towards her just to say hi but he thought I was going to and man did he get red.

[Eller]

:funny:

[1bad6]

That's priceless Eller. GJ man! :yeah:

[Exevious]

Awesome!! :headbang:

[razorback]

nobody said it yet?


"when did kerry join the forum?"

[futant]

GOOD ONE !!!
lol at the ugly part!!!

[overkill-lt1]

So I was talking to a customer in my store today....

This gal was running across the street. She had the most humungous tits.. Seriously she was about to fall over.

So I said wow, look at her, she's kinda ugly but man she has some big-ass-titties..

The guy says "oh you mean my daughter?"

:doah: :o
damn!! dee dee dee lolo

[mikespeed95]

awesome