Dirty Minds

[funkybunchjr]

Take the clues and guess the answer. First clue.


I can sometimes choke the chicken.

[Green Eyed Angel]

Butcherer! (is that how you spell it? It looks so weird)

[funkybunchjr]

nope

second clue

I can sow wild oats.

[Green Eyed Angel]

Farmer!!

[funkybunchjr]

:yup: you cheater, how bout this one


If you don't do me twice a day, you can't get paid.

[yyz28]

Timeclock?

[funkybunchjr]

Ding ding ding, we have a winner.

next one

You can do me all night long.

[30birdy]

Sleep?


:sleep:

[funkybunchjr]

yep

next one

You have to stick something in my slot, or go away.

[Green Eyed Angel]

parking meter?

[funkybunchjr]

Damn, yall are good

next one

I go in hard.

[Green Eyed Angel]

bubble gum!!

[mattRS]

penis!

[funkybunchjr]

bubble gum!!
are you cheating? Damn

Next one


I can hold your husband's wad.

[Green Eyed Angel]

money clip!!!

and no...I've played before remember?

[funkybunchjr]

money clip!!!

Nope :D

and no...I've played before remember?

You're memory is too good.

[Green Eyed Angel]

Nope :D



You're memory is too good.
hmmmmm......2nd clue?

[funkybunchjr]

Shit, sorry


I'm covered with skin and hang on a womans body.

[FST FOX]

Boa (sp)

[funkybunchjr]

Nope


last clue


A girl will stop you from coming in hers.

[Green Eyed Angel]

a leather purse?

[chetta]

Good guess. Funky just ran to Ken's so I'll have him answer as soon as he gets home. I was just going to say a woman's purse. :D

[funkybunchjr]

Yup

next one

If you want me, you're going to have to expose yourself. If you get naked, I'll be all over you, but you should use protection or else you could get a nasty disease.

[chetta]

suntanning!

<~~Leigh Ann

[funkybunchjr]

Sunburn, close enough

next one

When I go down on you, you won't be happy. If you're on me , the whole world is your oyster, but be careful, with out protection, you might catch something nasty.

[FratBoyTX]

computer

[funkybunchjr]

nope

[mattRS]

motorcycle?

[funkybunchjr]

no

[Eller]

internet / web

[mbaskett]

free pr0n

[mbaskett]

boat

[funkybunchjr]

internet / web
You got it

Next one


There it was. Six inches of pure delight beckoning me to take it in my mouth. I ran my tongue around its sweet nuts, but the longer I sucked on it, the smaller it got!

[Eller]

banana split?

[funkybunchjr]

nope

[FST FOX]

Forgot the name but the ice cream cone with a hard nutty shell

[funkybunchjr]

nope

[chetta]

A candy bar?

[Mr_Will]

You got it

Next one


There it was. Six inches of pure delight beckoning me to take it in my mouth. I ran my tongue around its sweet nuts, but the longer I sucked on it, the smaller it got!

japanese porn

[mattRS]

payday (the candy)

[funkybunchjr]

A candy bar?
Yup
gimme a minute, I gotta go dig the book out again for a nother one.

[Mr_Will]

Yup
gimme a minute, I gotta go dig the book out again for a nother one.


did you get lost?? do you need a gps to find a book :halo:

[funkybunchjr]

Ok, new one


I wrapped my fingers around it, but no matter how hard I tried, I couldn't get it off. Twisting didn't work, neither did pulling or tugging. But I pounded it a little and then it finally came.

[Green Eyed Angel]

a cork in a wine bottle?

[funkybunchjr]

nope

[Her LS1]

Ok, new one


I wrapped my fingers around it, but no matter how hard I tried, I couldn't get it off. Twisting didn't work, neither did pulling or tugging. But I pounded it a little and then it finally came.

My husband guesses a jar lid.

[funkybunchjr]

My husband guesses a jar lid.

He would be very right!

[funkybunchjr]

Next one


Almost every morning I stick it in. It's long, hard, and pointed, so it's always easy to get it into a tight slit. But the junk that comes out of the opening is almost always a waist of time.

[Eller]

Dental floss? Not really hard though...

[chetta]

a q tip?

[Eller]

I thought about that, but a qtip isn't that long..

[funkybunchjr]

nope, nope, nope :)