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ken cryder
03-22-2006, 09:46 AM
A farmer had some puppies he needed to sell. He painted a sign
advertising the 4 pups. And set about nailing it to a post on the edge of
his yard. As he was driving the last nail into the post, he felt a tug on
his overalls. He looked down into the eyes of little boy.



"Mister," he said, "I want to buy one of your puppies."

"Well," said the farmer, as he rubbed the sweat off the back of his
neck, "These puppies come from fine parents and cost a good deal of money."

The boy dropped his head for a moment. Then reaching deep into his pocket,
he pulled out a handful of change and held it up to the farmer.

"I've got thirty-nine cents. Is that enough to take a look?"



"Sure," said the farmer. And with that he let out a whistle. "Here, Dolly!"
he called. Out from the doghouse and down the ramp ran



Dolly followed by four little balls of fur.

The little boy pressed his face against the chain link fence. His eyes
danced with delight.

As the dogs made their way to the fence,



the little boy noticed something else stirring inside the doghouse.
Slowly another little ball appeared, this one noticeably smaller. Down the
ramp it slid. Then in a somewhat awkward manner, the little pup began
hobbling toward the others, doing its best to catch up....



"I want that one," the little boy said, pointing to the runt. The farmer
knelt down at the boy's side and said, "Son, you don't want that puppy. He
will never be able to run and play with you like these other dogs would."

With that the little boy stepped back from the fence, reached down, and
began rolling up one leg of his trousers.

In doing so he revealed a steel brace running down both sides of his
leg attaching itself to a specially made shoe.

Looking back up at the farmer, he said, "You see sir, I don't run too
well myself, and he will need someone who understands."

With tears in his eyes, farmer reached down and picked up the little
pup.



Holding it carefully handed it to the little boy.



"How much?" asked the little boy. "No charge," answered the farmer,
"There's no charge for love."



The world is full of people who need someone who understands.


ken

Mojo
03-23-2006, 01:40 AM
That's too mushy and sentimental for me.

Allow me to correct this story...



With tears in his eyes, farmer reached down and picked up the little pup.

Holding it carefully he handed it to the little boy.

"How much?" asked the little boy.

"$350," answered the farmer, "This ain't no fucking charity you little bastard. Pay up or go the fuck home!"

Then the farmer kicked the little boy in the nuts and took his thirty-nine cents for getting to look at the puppies.

Moral: The world is full of people who will try to play on your sympathies. Kick them in the nuts and take their money.


There. All better. :D