bud4660
03-22-2006, 08:33 AM
Blonde joke
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> Homer, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58pm. He
> sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The
> 10:00 news was now on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on
> a ledge of a tall building preparing to jump.
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> The blonde looked at Homer and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"
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> Homer said, "You know, I bet he'll jump."
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> The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."
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> Homer placed 20 dollars on the bar and said, "You're on!"
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> Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan
> dive
off
> of the building, falling to his death.
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> The blonde was very upset and handed her 20 dollars to Homer, saying,
> "Fair's fair. Here's your money."
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> Homer replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5
> o'clock news and knew he would jump."
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> The blonde replied, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again."
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> Homer took the money.
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> Homer, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58pm. He
> sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The
> 10:00 news was now on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on
> a ledge of a tall building preparing to jump.
>
> The blonde looked at Homer and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"
>
> Homer said, "You know, I bet he'll jump."
>
> The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."
>
> Homer placed 20 dollars on the bar and said, "You're on!"
>
> Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan
> dive
off
> of the building, falling to his death.
>
> The blonde was very upset and handed her 20 dollars to Homer, saying,
> "Fair's fair. Here's your money."
>
> Homer replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5
> o'clock news and knew he would jump."
>
> The blonde replied, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again."
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> Homer took the money.