texasrebel
01-22-2006, 04:39 PM
Beer vs. Vagina
1. Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work.
One point to BEER
2. Warm beer tastes awful.
One point to VAGINA
3. If after taking a swig of your favorite beer you find a hair between your teeth, you may vomit.
One point to VAGINA
4. If you get home reeking of beer your wife may get mad, make a scene, kick you out, etc. If you get home reeking of vagina your wife may get mad, kick you out, even leave you. There's definitely a point to be had here, depending on your point of view and personal circumstances.
I'll just call it a DRAW for the time being.
5. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may suffer. If you eat any vagina in public, you become a legend.
One point to VAGINA
6. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you smell of vagina he may buy you a beer.
One point to VAGINA
7. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much vagina and you'll think you've seen God.
One point to VAGINA
8. Ripping off a beer bottle label is boring. Ripping off panties is fun.
One point to VAGINA
9. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off.
One point to BEER
10. You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle or a can.
One point to BEER
11. If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but eventually it settles down.
One point to BEER
12. With beer you always have choice: clear, dark, pilsner, ale, lager, etc.
One point to BEER
13. You always know how much beer is going to cost.
One point to BEER
14. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you
drink it.
One point to BEER
FINAL SCORE: BEER: 7 VAGINA: 6
That's it! The matter is settled, the winner is clearly: BEER what did you think vagina is more important than beer well than your wrong!
PS: If you are a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded or discriminated against, just remember that Beer would experience none of those feelings, let alone express them!
1. Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work.
One point to BEER
2. Warm beer tastes awful.
One point to VAGINA
3. If after taking a swig of your favorite beer you find a hair between your teeth, you may vomit.
One point to VAGINA
4. If you get home reeking of beer your wife may get mad, make a scene, kick you out, etc. If you get home reeking of vagina your wife may get mad, kick you out, even leave you. There's definitely a point to be had here, depending on your point of view and personal circumstances.
I'll just call it a DRAW for the time being.
5. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may suffer. If you eat any vagina in public, you become a legend.
One point to VAGINA
6. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you smell of vagina he may buy you a beer.
One point to VAGINA
7. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much vagina and you'll think you've seen God.
One point to VAGINA
8. Ripping off a beer bottle label is boring. Ripping off panties is fun.
One point to VAGINA
9. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off.
One point to BEER
10. You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle or a can.
One point to BEER
11. If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but eventually it settles down.
One point to BEER
12. With beer you always have choice: clear, dark, pilsner, ale, lager, etc.
One point to BEER
13. You always know how much beer is going to cost.
One point to BEER
14. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you
drink it.
One point to BEER
FINAL SCORE: BEER: 7 VAGINA: 6
That's it! The matter is settled, the winner is clearly: BEER what did you think vagina is more important than beer well than your wrong!
PS: If you are a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded or discriminated against, just remember that Beer would experience none of those feelings, let alone express them!