Got a new career

[FST FOX]

Okay after dealing with the unsteady world of I.T. contracts I finally got a new career I am excited about and hopefully will work out, I work mainly out of my house and set my own hours and have weekends off and I have full benefits and all that jazz. I am a promtions rep for a company named Vernon promotions, I am working on getting club discounts but I am to new right now to make that happen but hopefully it won't be to far down the road, if any of ya'll want to know more about what I am doing or want to ask me about how I can help your business just ask me here pm or call me.

[derf]

Heh, first thing I thought when I saw "I work mainly out of my house and set my own hours" was: "Fred Garvin. Male Prostitute." :D

[FST FOX]

Heh, first thing I thought when I saw "I work mainly out of my house and set my own hours" was: "Fred Garvin. Male Prostitute." :D
No, I tried that last week and it ended up costing me money to whore myself out

[derf]

No, I tried that last week and it ended up costing me money to whore myself out

I can see that happening... :mcfly:

[futant]

Okay after dealing with the unsteady world of I.T. contracts


no shit , i need a new career :mad:

[FST FOX]

I could always get you a job as a titty bar manager

[futant]

I could always get you a job as a titty bar manager

naw id probably slap-a-ho and get fired. :cool:

[FST FOX]

naw id probably slap-a-ho and get fired. :cool:
See I was afraid a ho would slap you and you would get owned, some crazy bitches work up in those places

[mattRS]

No, I tried that last week and it ended up costing me money to whore myself out

you been there too, huh? i ended up standing on a corner and getting drunk instead off sanding on a corner and getting laid.

[FST FOX]

See Matt you have the same problem as me, you have to get the female drunk if you wanna get laid, getting yourself drunk won't help you getting laid :D

[mazdized]

I assume you sell people on club discount for products and sell to merchants to joing the discount chain right?

[FST FOX]

Right now since I am a newbie to the company I can't offer any $$ discounts about the only thing I can do is volume discounts where if you order lets say 50 items I give you 75 items for the same price, I am all about taking care of customers and making sure they get excellent customer service though.

[30birdy]

*coughAMWAYcough*

:rolleyes: Maybe not that company but something similar I'm sure...

Pyramid schemes.. so 90s..

[FST FOX]

No schemes here, it's a company that one has a average of 7 billion dollars in sales a year and has a proven record of excellent services. One of my clients is a car dealership which the bought license plate frames, key chains, pens, calendars and promtion items all inprinted with that company name on it. Well going through me they one got a volume discount, one rep and all the orders are done with one transaction. I am to old to try those schemes out their and am serious about this job so I researched it carefully and it has excellent potential for me.

[TIMMEH]

good for you Patrick.

[Shelby]

I agree, I really hope it works out well for you! :)

[FST FOX]

I do to it's something that has needed to happen for a while now

[30birdy]

Well that doesn't sound too bad then.. sounds like a better deal. From your first description it sounded like one of those companies where you have to have so many people working under you to make money... bleh

Hope it works out then! :)

[futant]

No schemes here, ..................serious about this job so I researched it carefully and it has excellent potential for me.


Huuuuuheeeem , Rainbow?

























I told you that was a mf scam from the begining :funny: Good luck!

[FST FOX]

Well at least one board member got some enjoyment out of it :D