bud4660
09-25-2005, 09:57 PM
Subject: things I've learned on the news lately
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> Things I have learned from watching the news on TV
> lately:
>
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> The hurricane only hit black families' property.
>
> New Orleans was devastated and no other city was
> affected by the hurricane.
>
> Mississippi is reported to have a tree blown down.
>
> New Orleans has no white people.
>
> The hurricane blew a limb off a tree in the yard of
> an Alabama resident.
>
> When you are hungry after a hurricane, steal a big
> screen TV.
>
> The hurricane did 23 billion dollars in
> improvements to New Orleans; now the
> city is welfare, looters and gang-free, and they
> are in your city.
>
> White folks don't make good news stories.
>
> Don't give thanks to the thousands that came to
> help rescue you, instead
> bitch because the government hasn't given you a
> debit card yet.
>
> Only black family members got separated in the
> hurricane rescue efforts.
>
> Ignore warnings to evacuate and the white folks
> will come get you and give
> you money for being stupid.
>
> I feel so sorry for all those black folks. The only
> way it could have been
> worse was to be white.
>
>
>
>
>
> Things I have learned from watching the news on TV
> lately:
>
>
> The hurricane only hit black families' property.
>
> New Orleans was devastated and no other city was
> affected by the hurricane.
>
> Mississippi is reported to have a tree blown down.
>
> New Orleans has no white people.
>
> The hurricane blew a limb off a tree in the yard of
> an Alabama resident.
>
> When you are hungry after a hurricane, steal a big
> screen TV.
>
> The hurricane did 23 billion dollars in
> improvements to New Orleans; now the
> city is welfare, looters and gang-free, and they
> are in your city.
>
> White folks don't make good news stories.
>
> Don't give thanks to the thousands that came to
> help rescue you, instead
> bitch because the government hasn't given you a
> debit card yet.
>
> Only black family members got separated in the
> hurricane rescue efforts.
>
> Ignore warnings to evacuate and the white folks
> will come get you and give
> you money for being stupid.
>
> I feel so sorry for all those black folks. The only
> way it could have been
> worse was to be white.
>
>