bud4660
09-20-2005, 10:32 AM
Subject: Airline Financial Solution !
>
>
> I have the solution to prevent hijackings and
> get our
> airline industry back on its feet at the same
> time.
>
> Replace all female flight attendants with good
> lookin'
> strippers. What the hell? The attendants have
> gotten
> old and haggard looking. They don't even serve
> food
> anymore, so what's the loss?
>
> The strippers would double, triple, perhaps
> quadruple
> the alcohol consumption and get a "party
> atmosphere"
> going in the cabin.
>
> Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for
> fear
> of seeing naked women. And, of course, every
> heterosexual businessman in this country would
> start
> flying again hoping to see naked women.
> Hijackings
> would come to a screeching halt and the airline
> industry would see record revenue.
>
> Why the hell didn't Bush think of this?
>
> Why do I still have to do everything myself?
>
> Sincerely,
>
> Bill Clinton
>
>
>
> I have the solution to prevent hijackings and
> get our
> airline industry back on its feet at the same
> time.
>
> Replace all female flight attendants with good
> lookin'
> strippers. What the hell? The attendants have
> gotten
> old and haggard looking. They don't even serve
> food
> anymore, so what's the loss?
>
> The strippers would double, triple, perhaps
> quadruple
> the alcohol consumption and get a "party
> atmosphere"
> going in the cabin.
>
> Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for
> fear
> of seeing naked women. And, of course, every
> heterosexual businessman in this country would
> start
> flying again hoping to see naked women.
> Hijackings
> would come to a screeching halt and the airline
> industry would see record revenue.
>
> Why the hell didn't Bush think of this?
>
> Why do I still have to do everything myself?
>
> Sincerely,
>
> Bill Clinton
>